Dropped: Blue Dragon (TV)

9 08 2007

Running time: half hour
Number of episodes: 51
Vintage: 2007-04-07
Age rating: ???
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Supernatural
Animation Production: Studio Pierrot

Source: Anime News Network





The Good: Music by Nobuo Uematsu and character designs by Akira Toriyama.
The Bad: Everything else.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

Wow. It’s been a while since I last blogged so I have my old backlog to sweep through plus the ton of stuff that just piled on top of it. If anyone’s been expecting posts for a while I’m sorry (yeah, I’m talking to you — the two people that still read this blog :) )

Getting back on topic, Blue Dragon is a pretty big well-funded project with a lot of motives behind it. Sure I could complain about why Microsoft funding it for marketing, or the merits of the game by the same name, but I’ll just stick to the anime. The plain and absolute truth is the anime is complete and utter crap. The first episode is the best part of the show, mainly because it opens up just like an old school RPG would. This is cool, especially with the Uematsu music giving it the right flavor. However, from that point on it just goes into a downhill spiral of cliche and boredom.

For a show with music by Nobuo Uematsu and nostalgic character designs by Akira Toriyama, I expected a lot more. Uematsu’s music superb, but even the great music can’t save this atrocity. Toriyama’s art is fine, it’s the same stuff we’ve seen since forever, but it’s not enough. Besides the two aforementioned bullet points, the anime is a complete failure and never quite delivers enough to be satisfying on any level of enjoyment. I hardly need to sound off on this show since it has little staying power and many others feel the same way or worse about it. It’s a late but meaningful warning. Stay away from this one folks, it’s not worth the effort.





Dropped: Gakuen Alice (TV)

7 04 2007

I currently have: 15
Running time: half hour
Number of episodes: 26
Vintage: 2004-10-30 to 2005-05-14
Age rating: ???
Genres: comedy, Fantasy, Magical Girl, shoujo
Animation Production: Group TAC

Source: Anime News Network

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The Good: Gotta love the kansai accent.
The Bad: It gets a lot more kiddie later on.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

It’s been hectic for me so I took a break and started swifting through my huge backlog again. I had been watching Gakuen Alice when it first aired a very long time ago but I quickly moved on to other shows that were infinitely more appealing.

Rather than rant on the shortcomings of Gakuen Alice I’ll just keep it short and say that this show is extremely simple-minded. It’s not really the kind of anime I like so I don’t know what the hell I was thinking when I started watching it. It had a sort of “kids get abducted to a secret school funded by the government where they use their special powers for the good of man kind” kind of vibe, but then it just becomes dry kiddie comedy.

If you like simple anime with not much to think about with quirky loli characters, this might be your thing, but for those craving a decent magical girl comedy should stay away.





Dropped: Asatte no Houkou (TV)

9 03 2007

Running time: 25 minutes
Number of episodes: 12
Vintage: 2006-10-05 to 2006-12-21
Age rating: ???
Genres: Drama, Slice of Life, Supernatural
Animation Production: J.C. Staff

Source: Anime News Network







The Good: It starts out pretty good.
The Bad: It runs out of gas very soon.

Status: Dropped

I don’t want to rant too much since I actually enjoyed a nice little portion of this anime. However, when it came to carrying on and developing the story after seeding the characters and the setting, the show fell apart and did not really unfold as beautifully as I thought it would.

Asatte no Houkou starts off in a typical rural town and introduces a few kind and apathetic characters with an unconventional aura about them. As you can probably guess, the characters have the same kind of conceited attitude found in most ’serious’ japanese drama that either you dig or you don’t. Catching your eye a few seconds into the first episode is a child named Karada and a grown woman named Shouko. For some reason the two characters have issues with themselves and each other (that you later learn about) and it all seems to revolve around Karada’s brother, Hiro.

Karada and Shouko met at a wishing stone, one that is famous in the little town for its capacity grant true wishes. As faith would have it, Karada and Shouko made independent wishes to trade ages. This starts off life for Shouko as a child again, where as Karada is now an adult. It doesn’t happen immediately, but when it does, they know exactly why. While overcoming the circumstances, they learn to cope with their new perspectives and somehow fix the anxiety they have and their relationships with Hiro and other characters.

The real catch is that although the show starts fairly well, the middle and the end is very poor, so don’t expect some kind of impacting scene or anything dramatic. It was just too easy to figure out what was going to happen, and worse, it just happens and leaves you stranded with no sense of satisfaction. It really boils down to how simple and crude it became, lowering it down to a bitter show that’s barely watchable but nothing truly memorable.





Dropped: Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight! (TV)

5 03 2007

Running time: 24 minutes
Episode titles: 12
Vintage: 2007-01-07
Age rating: ???
Genres: Comedy, Science Fiction, Slice of Life
Animation Production: ufotable

Source: Anime News Network






The Good: Superb art and clean animation.
The Bad: It’s way too cute for me; Not funny like Ichigo Mashimaro.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

There’s a lot of Manabi Straight fans out there but I am not one of them, and it’s exactly for the reasons you may think.

Manabi Straight is actually a well produced anime with a ton of visual and audio talent behind it. My problem with the show is it’s huge cute factor coupled with a childish simplicity. It’s so cute and so simple that I feel dirty and stupid watching it.

To anyone with normal sexual inclinations this show will definitely scream “loli.” Those of you defending the age of consent in Japan being 13 have to realize that the girls in Manabi Straight do not act like proper fine women at all. The reason is simple, they are trying to sell underage moe attitude and personalities glazed with the security of supposed “safe to hit” age of consent. It’s a dirty tactic that continues to reel in the pervs, but unlike something like Ichigo Mashimaro, there’s not much else besides loli moving on the screen.

There’s hardly any verbal immersion so most of the catch in Manabi Straight is visual. I can honestly say that the art and animation is superb, especially when they choose some really crazy “camera angles” to exemplify the cutesy nature of the girls. As much as it’s pretty to look at, I don’t get goosebumps watching overly cute girls smear the screen with cute flower-power attitude. For those of you that have those inclinations, you will probably love it. This is as girlie as it can get, so if you’re into that, be my guest. One thing is a real life baby or child and the emotional attachment towards a new born life, but another thing is a really cutesy animated girl meant to stir sexual desires in the most twisted ways you can think of.

The show also sprinkles a little bit of slapstick humor that I did not find in the least bit funny. Ichigo Mashimaro is tons better in that regard. It’s like a quasi-serious drama of cute girls trying to make everything in their path cute and happy and not so mundane and boring. I guess it somehow ties in with the “story,” if you will, that says that in the year 2035 there is a sudden lack of childbirth. This makes school less fun and lively because there’s less kids to interact with. Manabi’s happy-go-lucky personality is supposed to change that, of course, but the background story doesn’t really matter in this anime. I did like the futuristic gadgets such as the electronic desks, crazy cellphones that looked like iPhone’s of the future, and other stuff.

In the end, no, I don’t doubt myself but this anime is terribly obvious in what it’s trying to do. I don’t think I can swallow watching little girls spread their legs all day long while having background and foreground objects blocking “it” and not feel like something is wrong with me.

Lolicons, it’s easter… if you know what I mean.





Dropped: Vandread (TV)

21 02 2007

Running time: 23 minutes
Number of episodes: 13
Vintage: 2000-10-03 to 2000-12-19
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Mecha, Science Fiction, Shounen
Production: Media Factory
Production Studio: Gonzo

Source: Anime News Network






The Good: Cheap-o 3D animation fighting scenes actually look alright.
The Bad: It’s not good at any of the genres it fits into.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

Sigh… I just don’t get why shows like these are rated so highly among anime fans.

Vandread is a silly mecha show that isn’t worth your time unless you have nothing else to do and you’re completely bored out of your mind. Basically, its a pitch towards something to watch, rather than something to appreciate and to remember. In some cases that’s alright, but the meat of the show is just pain and suffering and hardly has any entertainment value.

The plot is silly on purpose, but it quickly spills over into retardation and boredom. It starts off with men living alone on one planet while women live on another. They’re sworn mortal enemies because of an incident long ago. However, there’s a runaway group of women that fled their home planet because of issues and they end up meeting a few men that were abandoned in space on a ship. This opens up a renewed mutual relationship between men and women and puts doubt as to why many years ago humanity fled from Earth and decided to stay away from the opposite sex.

A lot of the ideas stem from women being superficial, showing off and constantly aware of their outer appearance. Men on the other hand are grunts and feed off simplistic things such as honor and strength. It’s a little harem and a bit ecchi whenever it wants to be, but for the most part the logical stern of events you’d expect from a ship full of women and three men doesn’t play out exactly like you’d expect.

A cheerful idiot, an overly horny blonde, a tomboy squad leader, and a skinny shouta as the lead character are just some of the ingredients of this mess. I have to give credit where credit is due since I actually found the skillful perverted male doctor’s tactics to feel up the women to be funny; too bad it’s not used more often. Everybody else just didn’t impress me at all.

The initial gimmick is that men and women are separated. Things like how they reproduce and strive on their own are explained a little bit, but that’s hardly the focus. There’s benefits of getting back together due to a new threat that affects both sides. Beyond that, however, the show is terrible. Just when you think the silliness will produce a few good laughs you’ll be bombarded with terrible psuedo-serious drama. It’s very difficult to take the characters seriously when everything is wrapped in really crappy story.

There’s nothing memorable or earth-shatteringly new in this bad mecha show and the high praise it gets is beyond absurd.





Dropped: RahXephon (TV)

18 02 2007

Running time: 23 minutes
Number of episodes: 26
Vintage: 2002-01-21 to 2002-09-10
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Drama, Mecha, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, Science Fiction, Shounen
Production: BONES

Source: Anime News Network








The Good: Excellent art and animation.
The Bad:
The story isn’t worth remembering.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

A very long time ago I read a very bold statement somewhere that sparked my interest in RahXephon. The person basically implied that RahXephon was better than Evangelion. It really takes a lot to say that and since Evangelion is one of my favorite anime of all time and a pioneer in progressive mecha storytelling, it was natural that I would be interested in finding all about RahXephon at some point. Well… as always the weight of those few words were upheld by very little substance and I was largely disappointed.

RahXephon isn’t so terrible that it can’t be watched, in fact, it’s good enough to at least accomplish that. However, once engraved in your mind that you’re watching something superior to Evangelion and your expectations skyrocket, the show ends up being more of a disappointment than it already would have been.

The first episode is fairly good and transitions well from introducing a few characters and their long-lasting friendship to the imminent danger and confusion the characters face early on. Soon enough the story follows the mold of revelation that your world and your life is not as narrow as you believe it to be. Kamina Ayato, the main character, is freed from the shackles of what is known as Tokyo Jupiter and becomes aware of how contrived and constricted his perception of the world truly was. This also includes the flow of time and how it affects relationships on many levels — such as family, lovers, friends, and even strangers.

The mecha in RahXephon almost have no bearing to the story and the fighting is never as dramatic as I was expecting. The reason for which humanity fights is almost nonexistent and set aside to allow other things to be explained. The drama in between the survival of humanity is long and almost irrelevant to the greater issue at hand. The troubled youth, the lies, the sexual desires, the love problems, all of this crap distorts the finer details of the story. The mecha in RahXephon, especially RahXephon itself are less technological feats and instead treated as deity above our realm of existence. The pilots, or rather, the “instrumentalists” are then vessels between the deity and the current world. These Gods and servants of Gods channel their existence through the Mulians, or at least that’s what I understood.

The way that characters express themselves is so robotic that it really starts to bother you. A character may decide to take a stance and do something, only to begin the process and the monologue about whether or not he or she is doing the right thing. It’s like slamming the breaks after deciding to drive really fast; no gradual change or precision is considered at all.

There’s plenty of plot holes that never get explained and are not even worth trying to figure out either. At the beginning of the show, humanity doesn’t have a useful weapon against the “threat” so they rely on RahXephon. Then all of a sudden they create mecha similar in function and abilities to RahXephon. It all sort of just happens with little reasoning behind it and a fancy engrish name is attached to everything. There’s very little care about the technology behind the mecha. While this may be a way to differentiate itself from Evangelion, a large part of what made Evangelion so captivating was the care for technology and explaining it to the viewers. The condescending personality of many of the older characters is terrible at hiding any substance or important story details.

One of the bigger turning points in the story later on is seriously flawed. The crying and the angst about leaving the space you just entered made no sense at all. I find it hard to believe any of the people clamoring superiority in storytelling and innovation are celebrating such a feeble attempt at bringing the characters closer to the viewers.

It’s less of a roller-coaster of angst, guilt, responsibility, danger but rather a soap opera of love troubles these characters have. Evangelion is emo, so emo it almost hurts, but RahXephon is emo and dry at the same time. The weight of the world’s greatest enemy is insignificant and is distant third in opposition to the love drama and the Mu-Human relationships. It’s funny how sound and music is prominent in the show, yet the rhythm and flow of the show is extremely dull. It’s a lot like listening to a very slow and boring song and waiting for the beat to pick up. Many times the characters will go on and on about little things, yet the mecha action is void of any narrative thus relying entirely on appreciating the abstract occurrences and not really immersing you into what’s going on.

The show’s veil of mystery is almost too simplistic that it loses its effect. The mecha born from eggs, the blue blood, the Mulian language and songs, the history behind the Mu and how it’s related to Tokyo and Ayato’s family is all very stretched out. Rather than set the mood for a surprise revelation, the story drags on and on countless times about the same issues all until the very lackluster end.

Some would argue that not being able to easily decipher or explain the happenings in the story is its strong point, and to a certain degree I would be obliged to agree. However, if the hook isn’t there and you’re not immersed in what’s going on the allure is lost. Even if you can’t understand what is going on, there needs to be something pulling you in and keeping you immersed in some plane of understanding. Without that grounding you’re left afloat in doubt and boredom and you’ll lose interest in the show’s prolonged deferment of the grand revelation that may or may not come through in the end. In just as much possibility for a great end connecting the dots exists the possibility of sudden stoppage to the narrative with little to no fulfillment which is exactly what happened.

RahXephon’s inspiration from the Aztec and Egyptian cultures gives a very nice appearance to the artwork, but the underlying story and its relevance leaves much to be desired. Evangelion, regardless of its numerous flaws, was the first of its kind and even to this day is upheld as a staple in mecha anime. RahXephon doesn’t have the legs to become a timeless mecha story at all thus pales in comparison to Evangelion. The risks they took were not significant enough to surpass Evangelion and the coherence and talent lacks much to tie everything together and be considered a meaningful and transcending work of art like Evangelion.





Dropped: Busou Renkin (TV)

6 02 2007

Running time: 25 minutes
Number of episodes: 26
Vintage: 2006-10-04
Age rating: ???
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Shounen, Supernatural
Animation Production: Xebec

Source: Anime News Network





The Good: Animation looks fine when it counts.
The Bad: Stupid plot.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

Back when the Fall 2006 anime rush started flooding me and I couldn’t decide what to watch, Busou Renkin looked promising based on what a lot of people were saying. They were comparing it to Full Metal Alchemist, and how it would reinvent Full Metal Alchemist. I kept it high on my list of shows I would try out and I just got around to actually watching it.

Well… Busou Renkin sucks. Don’t believe the hype, and whoever’s been watching this train-wreck all this time and telling people to watch it is evil. How can you watch an anime that obviously has no plot cohesion or framework. The first episode is terrible to say the least. The second one got even worse, and I’m pretty sure it continues downhill from there.

The plot, for those who care, goes a little like this: A random school student named Kazuki Muto is killed when he’s involved in a fight between a Homunculus (artificial humans similar to Full Metal Alchemist) and a Busou Renkin user named Tokiko. He wakes up alive the next day though, because this person gave him an artificial heart made of alchemy. That same day Muto is attacked by the same Homunculus that killed him the day before but Tokiko saves him again. This time he realizes that what he dreamed of was real. A situation puts Muto back at the helm of battle with another Homunculus, only that he somehow awakens his own Busou Renkin which is a large spear of some kind. So just like that Muto joins with Tokiko in the fight against the Homunculi and he defends his classmates and his sister. Mixing a little bit of stale humor and uninteresting character designs, the show is a “Homunculus of the week” formula that fails at existing in the wake of Full Metal Alchemist’s legacy.

Worse yet, the art is fairly generic, so bundled with the dumb plot it just makes a disaster. There’s almost nothing I can credit Busou Renkin for other than some clean animation sequences here and there.

No matter how many people tell you that Busou Renkin is awesome, don’t believe them. If you want to watch a good anime with alchemy go watch Full Metal Alchemist instead.





Dropped: Eyeshield 21 (TV)

3 02 2007

Running time: 27 minutes
Episode titles: 94 ~so far~
Vintage: 2005-04-06 (Japanese Airdate)
Age rating: ???
Genres: Comedy, Shounen, Sports
Animation Production: Studio Gallop
Production: NAS, Shueisha, TV Tokyo

Source: Anime News Network






The Good: The one trick pony really sucks you in at the beginning.
The Bad: As the popularity of the show increased, the surprises wear thin and the allure is lost.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

Eyeshield 21 is a good way for japanese children and teens to get familiar with American football and its whacky almost derrogative depiction of football makes it a hit. Like most other shounen sports shows, it tries to teach the viewers aspects of the real sport while also doing the whole exaggerated anime thing.

When I started watching this show early last year the first episode really clicked with me. Eyeshield 21, an unknown football player, starts running so fast it’s amazing how he gets through the opposing team’s linemen. The visual cue is an arrow and Eyeshield 21 methodically finds the shortest path twisting and turning through the defenses and ultimately scores a touchdown. Even the crowd reacts accordingly and makes you very curious about how crazy this show will be. It was clear to me that Eyeshield 21 would be a badass, but then it all came crumbling down when the truth was revealed. Eyeshield 21 went from masked badass to short skinny wimp in a flash, but the early stages of the anime made me look past that and I enjoyed it.

I won’t lie that when Eyeshield 21 did his thing, it was geniunely cool and a pleasure to watch, but it soon got overplayed. Once the spotlight shifts from Deimon’s football team building its strength to more whacky football players and techniques on other teams, the show loses its main appeal, Eyeshield 21, and the filler content just isn’t as strong.

Like most popular shounen anime this will likely have a very long life until all the kids in japan are done with it, but this anime will neither make you a football fan nor expand on innovative storytelling or character development. Once it runs out of gas early on it’s a typical cash in until the franchise dies. Casually watchable but in no way memorable is the best way to describe it, thus it’s not really necessary to digest all of it.





Dropped: Hajime no Ippo (TV)

3 02 2007

Running time: 24 minutes
Number of episodes: 76
Vintage: 2000-10-03 to 2002-03-27
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Shounen, Sports
Animation: Madhouse Studios
Broadcaster: NTV
Production: VAP

Source: Anime News Network




The Good: Many exciting fights early on.
The Bad: The same formula with little variation gets old very fast.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

Hajime no Ippo is a good formula that mixes a lot of what makes shounen anime great but at the end of the day it is still a lesser anime amidst the rest. It has light comedy that can be effective in the few occasions it is used, light drama that doesn’t get in the way too much, and focuses mostly on its core element which is the sport of boxing.

The story is very simple which is actually one of its strong points. It starts when one day Makunouchi Ippo is being bullied by some guys from his school. Unfortunately for Ippo he’s a wimp and doesn’t budge a finger although he’s very strong. He built up his strength by helping his mother at work by lifting heavy fishing supplies onto boats. Out of the blue comes Takamura Mamoru, the heavy-weight ace of the Kamogawa Boxing Gym and saves Ippo from further ass whipping. Ippo is amazed by his strength and finesse at fighting and starts following him around. Takamura eventually challenges Ippo to a test and whether or not he passes it he would personally train him to be a boxer just like him. As you would expect, Ippo works hard and in one week he shows what he’s got and becomes part of the Kamogawa Boxing Gym. Things get heated when Ippo confronts a rival in his weight class and he soon finds himself immersed in the world of professional boxing. Through hardships and despair, Ippo and his friends battle in the ring for supremacy in Japan.

Unfortunately, boxing isn’t all that complex and even after the anime treatment, it still becomes a mental battle rather than a physical one. By the first thirty episodes you will have seen just about everything there is to see and the rest becomes out-of-the-ring drama. This means most if not all fights are predictable and the small additions of powerful moves do little to change the variety of the show. They’re humanly impossible and may look cool at times, but they’re never the reason why X or Y character wins. Thankfully, the filler content that complements the boxing isn’t entirely non-related or inessential so it won’t put you to sleep. You will likely will not care about the issues that the characters have when they’re not boxing, but it’s there for good reason whether it’s further character development or just a few laughs.

I skipped over a lot of the episodes and watched the last three, and to my surprise I nailed it and got to a very nice end fight. I won’t spoil the end, but it made sense when I saw it even though I skipped roughly 30 episodes. The bits and pieces I missed were retold in flashbacks and “spotlights of determination” so I actually got a good chunk of story to digest too. The end of the anime isn’t epic in any way, and although I wasn’t expecting it to be, it’s always a let down. I prefer a good first impression to be accompanied with a long lasting scene at the end of any good anime, regardless of its genre or intent.

Putting my complaints aside, Hajime no Ippo still remains a very good boxing anime. Very few shounen sports anime can keep up the pace and deliver something enjoyable with this amount of episodes. The formula can get old quick, but if you like it there’s plenty of it. However, it doesn’t have the wings to transcend into territory that would make it a meaningful anime down the road. If you’re into boxing and anime, this could be a very good mix of the two you might get a kick out of. For the rest of us its fighting appeal will wear out thin quickly and leave us stranded in boredom till the very lackluster end.





Dropped: Elf Princess Rane (OAV)

30 01 2007

Running time: 30 minutes
Number of episodes: 2
Vintage: 1995-10-27 to 1996-01-26
Age rating: ???
Genres: Comedy
Animation: Dangun Pictures
Production: KSS
Sound Production: KSS

Source: Anime News Network





The Good: They didn’t make volume 3.
The Bad: Can this really be called comedy?

Status: Dropped
Watched Episodes: 2 / 2

My impressions and review:

Elf Princess Rane is terrible. It gets no simpler than that. The anime starts with some guy who’s messed up in the head and crazy over some stupid treasure. All of a sudden an “elf” appears and he’s happy about it, but he can’t understand her. The girl that has been in love with him forever –obviously his “childhood friend” — also finds an elf but she can understand it and they live together. The guy ends up going to some shrine with his elf looking for a treasure and all of a sudden the elf, Rane, speaks and he understands her. They find some secret thing in a rock and stuff blows up. No laughs.

In the second episode all the girls get naked and the guy gives one of the naked girls a flower. Then they show a trailer for a 3rd episode but warn that it hasn’t been confirmed to be in production. I guess I know why they consider this a comedy… that’s exactly the one and only time I laughed… when they were not even sure they could keep producing this crap. Hey, at least they were honest.

By the way, thankfully, episode 3 never happened.





Dropped: eX-Driver (TV)

30 01 2007

Running time: 24 minutes
Number of episodes: 6
Vintage: 2000-07-25 to 2001-09-25
Age rating: Older Children (May contain mild bad language, bloodless violence)
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Science Fiction, Shounen
Animation Production: A-Line、ACTAS, Inc.

Source: Anime News Network






The Good: Nice artwork and animation; they use heal-toe!
The Bad: Terrible setting makes the story hard to swallow.

Status: Dropped
Watched Episodes: 2 / 6

My impressions and review:

So here I am going through my list of oldies I need to judge and I find eX-Driver. First and foremost, no, it’s not like Initial D at all. Yes, there’s a slight mention of drifting in the first episode, but it doesn’t have the same mundane yet attractive formula that Initial D employs.

The story is what really kills the anime for me, although I know most of you don’t care about such petty little things such as “story.” eX-Driver takes place in a future where everyone forgets how to drive and hops in AI-controlled cars that take them everywhere. However, every day an AI-car will go out of control and start driving on its own disregarding all input, therefore making it a runaway. It’s up the the eX-Drivers to stop the car because they’re the only ones who can drive regular gasoline-fueled manual tranmission cars. Of course, the eX-Drivers are all minors because adults can’t drive. There’s two high school girls and a little boy from england who skipped a few grades and is also in high school. The adults can only monitor the operation from the safety of their headquarters for unknown reasons.

In conclusion I’m only leaving a record that I saw part of this anime. It just doesn’t have the formula to keep me interested.





Dropped: Excel Saga (TV)

29 01 2007

Running time: half hour
Number of episodes: 26
Vintage: 1999-10-07 to 2000-03-30
Age rating: Mature (May contain sex, drugs, and extreme graphic violence)
Genres: Comedy, Science Fiction, Shounen
Broadcaster: TV Tokyo
Music Production: Victor Entertainment
Production: J.C. Staff, Victor Entertainment

Source: Anime News Network





The Good: Nothing at all.
The Bad: It’s not funny!

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

A little while ago I gave Puni Puni Poemy a try and learned of the huge difference between Shinichiro Watanabe and Shinichi Watanabe. The former is one of my favorite anime directors of all time, possibly the best in the industry, while the latter is nothing in comparison. I dropped Puni Puni Poemy, also directed by Shinichi Watanabe, and now that I learned of the relationship between Puni Puni Poemy and Excel Saga, it makes Excel Saga that much worse.

One thing is certain, there’s something wrong with Shinichi Watanabe. The comedy and parodies are as stale as stale can be. It’s like his mind has a problem grasping the concept of funny. The constant abrupt occurrences do not amount to anything significant, not even a smile. If you happen to catch a joke in time it’s too late because the next scene already erased your smile. He just doesn’t have what it takes to direct consistent quality anime. Just like Puni Puni Poemy, which is a spin off to this show, there are plenty background jokes about the staff and the industry as a whole. For example, you’ll see people having sex in the background when characters are talking for no good reason… well… because Shinichi Watanabe thinks it’s funny. The director’s sense of comedy is strange and tasteless and lacks penetration since they are very acute inside jokes most of the time.

I can’t take this anime any longer because it’s pain inducing and I’m not having fun.





Dropped: Fafner (TV)

29 01 2007

Running time: 24 minutes
Number of episodes: 25
Vintage: 2004-07-04 to 2004-12-26
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Drama, Mecha, Science Fiction, Shounen
Animation Production: Xebec
Broadcaster: TV Tokyo
Original Creator: Xebec
Production: Starchild Records, Xebec

Source: Anime News Network





The Good: Absolutely nothing.
The Bad: It exists.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

Remember Neon Genesis Evangelion? It’s a classic by Hideaki Anno and although it was ridden with all kinds of problems due to funding it is still one of the best mecha series of all time. Well, if you liked Neon Genesis Evangelion you’re definately not going to like this.

Fafner’s first episode mirrors Neon Genesis Evangelion down to the bone. The school students, the giant shields that spring up from the ground to protect the town, the pilot’s father being part of the secret organization that protects the people from the enemy, and the reluctance of the pilot to fight are all here. Sure, they added some meaningless death scenes, but they severely lacked in augmenting the tension. It’s not the Neon Genesis Evangelion cloning that bothers me, it’s the lack of the effort to go beyond what Neon Genesis Evangelion presented.

I’m not very fond of the art style, although that usually has little bearing to how good an anime is. However, the terrible art and the lackluster storyline go hand in hand here. The voice acting for some of the female characters is rough and it makes listening to them a bit tiresome. Another thing that bothered me was the music. It just doesn’t have any significance to the scenes at all and doesn’t stick in your head like the sounds from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Virtually every aspect of Neon Genesis Evangelion that Fafner ripped off is better in the original source material. They did nothing to evolve the mold and created a mess. Do yourself a favor and avoid Fafner.





Dropped: Sumomomo Momomo (TV)

29 01 2007

Running time: 25 minutes
Number of episodes: 26
Vintage: 2006-10-05
Age rating: ???
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Animation Production: Studio Hibari
Production: Bandai Visual, Lantis, Studio Hibari, Sumomo Production Committee

Source: Anime News Network





The Good: Sexual inuendo jokes can be really funny.
The Bad: The good jokes are few and far in between; it hops around from funny to lame fighting drama; loses focus a lot.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

So what is Sumomomo Momomo? Sumomo Momomo is loli. It’s comedy loli. It’s comedy loli with some crappy fighting. I dropped it though, so what’s wrong with it? Well… it’s not always funny, that’s what’s wrong with it. The show starts off with a crazy set up that is almost guaranteed to generate a few laughs, and indeed it does, but then it quickly gravitates into more quirky uninteresting romance story. There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but in the case of Sumomomo Momomo that makes it less appealing. With every addition of characters the show loses focus and turns into a twisted harem with some of the worst character designs imaginable with every intent of maximizing weird crazy moe. There’s no clear bonding between the characters and there’s inconsistent narrative making Sumomomo Momomo a weekly trial and error for laughs and no substance to carry it beyond that. In other words, you won’t really care that you saw this anime or want to go back and revisit it, that’s not good enough for me.

Due to the lack of focus and the divergence from comedy to quasi-serious romance bundled with a very weak narrative, Sumomomo Momomo lost all of its appeal to me. I was hoping it would turn out well because I liked the first episode, but the more I watch the less I enjoy the show.





Dropped: GUNxSWORD (TV)

26 01 2007

Running time: 25 minutes
Number of episodes:
26
Vintage: 2005-07-04 to 2005-12-26
Age rating: Teenagers (May contain bloody violence, bad language, nudity)
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Mecha, Science Fiction, Shounen
Animation Production: AIC A.S.T.A.
Production: AIC A.S.T.A., GUN SWORD Partners

Source: Anime News Network


The Good: Appealing art style and designs for most characters.
The Bad: It’s a big mix of tiny ideas that don’t amount to a simple and deeper meaning.

Status: Dropped

My impressions and review:

If there is anything I realize most it’s that I am not an anime director and what I believe is the responsibility and duty of a director is probably a far-cry from the real deal. However, my humble experience of watching lots of high profile anime give my words a bit of heft as a passive receptor of the experience that a director is trying to convey. Most should be able to agree that simplicity and cohesion can be an asset in strong anime storytelling. There’s no need to bloat the presentation of an anime just for the sake of it, much less attribute creativity as an amount but rather an abstract unmeasurable force in a work of fiction.

So what am I trying to say? Well… it’s anime like GUNxSWORD that really makes the weight of the aforementioned words worth their value in gold. Making good anime can be a little like making good soup. There’s ingredients that go into it that make it special in its own way. Even the order that the ingredients are added in can change the way the soup tastes. All of these careful decisions are what make the best soup, and likewise, the best anime. So what kind of soup is GUNxSWORD? Well, it’s not really soup, it’s more like a boiling thick goop with a strong odor and a distasteful texture.

There are so many things in GUNxSWORD that the meaning and purpose of the show is lost. Take for instance the main character. He’s apathetic and hides a dark past. This is fine, as long as the revealing nature of his personality later on is cool enough. However, moving on we have a little girl tagging along because she’s looking for her brother. I can’t dock points off for that, but think about how many other anime tie purpose and objective together by having two or more characters look for the same perpetrator of separate crimes.

Now think of the name, GUNxSWORD. You’d think the anime is about… I dunno… guns and swords maybe? Maybe. Well surprisingly there are guns, but the main character doesn’t have one — other people do. Instead, the main character has a sword that can bend like wire. Wait, there’s more. Mecha. Gotta have mecha, or rather, “armor” that falls from the sky. It heals you too. Yep. Believe.

The inspiration for most of the artwork is largely at fault for the creative flaws in storytelling. Artwork is an anime’s calling card and largely the reason why many people are fans. However, there needs to be meat on the bones that is the artwork or that  foundation is just for show and there’s little substance behind it. For instance, why go all the way and create a town with Mexico as the inspiration and go as far as use everything you can think of about about Mexico such as Tequila, El Dorado, ponchos, and have the characters say “Gracias” for no good reason. Is the fucking town in Mexico? No. So why the hell does everything look so Mexican? Who the hell said that was creative and original? Mexico fucking exists, it’s a country and they don’t fight with Power Ranger mecha. Can you believe the mecha even have the typical red, blue, green, yellow, pink colors and are shaped like fucking animals — what the fuck!?

My criticisms are a huge stretch, I’m aware of that, but it really pisses me off when creativity is thought as the amount of meaningless details borrowed from other cultures and jammed into an anime. In simple terms, the show tries to be Trigun without the magic of Trigun, which is the twisted cowboy setting. GUNxSWORD has no meaningful foundation and thus dangles on thin air of pointless scenery changes and ambiguity while following some dark arch enemy. Once they find this evildoer it will probably be the only spot in the anime where a decent attempt at storytelling will occur. It’s terrible when high production values go into art and animation but nobody cares about delivering a meaningful punch with the story. It’s sad indeed. A competent Trigun clone shouldn’t be that hard to create.

I can’t wait long enough for this anime to show me the goods, so in my honest opinion it deserves to be dropped. I can’t be bothered to find out if they find the man with the claw hand and know what he did to Van or what’s up with Wendy’s brother.